How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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So this has happened. Science has screwed up in some way and we've accidentally created a Virus that revives the recently deceased and they want to eat our flesh and turn us into more zombies (Hey, just because they're dead doesn't mean they should keep their misery to themselves!). What do we do? 
Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sorted, because I have a plan and because I'm kind, I'll share it with you: 

1. Get Rich (THAT is the biggest step. Without that step, this plan and YOU will fail) 
2. Buy a BIG appointment Building. 
3. Buy Guns and Ammo (including a Tranq Dart and a Tranq Gun)
4. Buy some TNT and a Generator, along with a life-time's supply of fuel.
4. Buy a Flagpole and some rope.
5. Get RID of the Stairs and plant the TNT in the Lift Space.  (Keep Detonator for yourself) Make sure there is only ONE lift!
6. Convert the entire Top Floor into one big apartment, complete with LOADS OF Fridges & Freezers! Also furnish it and stock up on Game Consoles, Games and a MASSIVE TV (You're going to be spending a LOT of time there)
7. Stock up on all the vitals (For me, food, DVDs, Dr Pepper, Milk and Tea Bags) 
8. Get a life time's supply of cinder blocks and a chair (place near the window) 
9. Tie one end of the rope to the Flagpole, and leave the other end in your flat.
10. Tell people you'd want to survive (and two or three you wouldn't) about your plan.
11. Upon leaving, do NOT let anyone else rent a flat. That way, when you need it, you won't have to spend ages waiting for the lift.

You are now prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. 

Now this is what you do: 
 A. Zombies have been sighted! Run to the apartment building! On route, if it looks like the Zombies are gaining on you, shoot ONE of the people who you don't want along for the duration! Also, make sure you have the detonator with you.
B. Upon reaching the Apartment building, shoot the spare person you don't actually want along and run into the lobby! Lock the door to provide more time.
C. It's a well known scientific fact that Zombies can't climb so jump into the lift and go your Flat.

Zombies cannot climb!

D. Use the Detonator. The explosion will take care of the Lift and it's flamming wreckage will plummet to the ground floor, protecting you from the Zombies. (Warning, the noise will summon more Zombies)
E. Hook up the Generator so you can enjoy Games, TV, DVDS when the Zombies eat the electrians and the Power Grid goes out!


Congratulations, you're safe! 


Now
HOW TO PASS THE TIME


Eat, drink, games consoles, DVDs etc. 
But how to pass the time with the Zombies!


Method 1: Sit down by the window and drop Cinder Blocks on the Zombies! Good Time! See how many Zombies you can kill with one block!


Method 2: Use the Tranq Gun on one of your mates (unless they actually want to do this) then tie them to the rope to dangle them out the window, just out of the Zombies' reach. (Warning, Zombies might have longer reaches. Have some cinder blocks and/or a knife ready!) 


So sit back, relax, enjoy yourselves until the end of the Zombie Apocalypse in your very own Penthouse!

(Legal Disclaimer: If this plan fails, do not sue and/or eat me)