Wednesday 29 February 2012

Dear You

Dear Chris,
You promised yourself you wouldn't write letters to yourself anymore. Of course, that lead to the world famous 'Do Post-it Notes count as letters' argument between you and me (you). It was amusing to watch from the outside (I'm told), but since we ended that discussion with a mutal love fest (lonely love fest), we must talk about this.

Letters to yourself are only cool in one circumstance. When it is in fact from another version of you AKA Drunk You. You know who I mean! He used to appear at parties, unsuccessfully flirt with women, successfully flirt with Alex or Paul and than throw up in inapprorpriate but hilarious spots. Now you know who I mean! He kept throwing up in other peoples' toliet. God, wasn't he such a light weight.

Anyway, he can't come out these days. Sober you goes to parties instead and drinks Dr Pepper like a cool kid instead.

Off topic again. In fact, this letter has no topic, other than so you can gloat to your friends that you have successfully beaten your previous record for consecutive blogs written while conscious, and also because you read Jewel Staite's blog and thought writing to yourself looked fun (She did it! it looked fun - me). So let this letter be an important reminder of several things.

A. Copying other people's blogs is a good way to write a blog when you have no idea what to write.

B. You possibly have multiple personalities, but they all love Dr Who so it's awesome.

C. You're coming dangerously close to actually stalking Jewel Staite! Stop that, that's a bad you!

Sincerely
Me (you)

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